To help show you what I'm going to do, I'll give you a "plot" (as close to one it will have ) summary.
Before that, here is the names of the main characters.
Candlewick Tan Shins Fox the talking fox Cubicle Master Chief Almighty Wheat Thins and last but definitely least in oppositeness, Termanian23andahalf!
Summary: The meeting place of the Club of Nintendo Addicts was founded by Candlewick, a candle with wax arms and lags. Tan Shins, one day, was hired to help remodel the club's three story house. Instead, he decided to join Candlewick in the war of pro-Nintendoism! Oh, and one day they found a talking fox in the Lost Woods (real-life precedent: ProBoards Support) behind the house. They decided to name him... "Fox". A talking fox who actually was a huge Nintendo fan. What are the chances of that? Joined with a few other quirky characters (A cube with a helmet. A Wheat Thins box that can talk crazy fast. A person zapped out of some strange fantasy.), and some other characters (Zebra Attacker, BBQkid, coffee2lumps, and Sham-Us12... to name a few)... ...they're bound for insanity every episode!
Epic soda ! (Translation: Episode 1): The Nintendo Attic
To think that the history of epicness begins in the attic of Candlewick's three-story house. He was sitting there, watching SpongeBob when the annoying, loud, hearable from three floors up doorbell rang. It took him about ten minutes to reach the door, being only a three foot tall candle. "Hey man, I was wondering... since you said you like Nintendo...." said his neighbor, PS3addictwick. "What now PS3AW?" "I wanted to pay you in order to take my Wii off my hands. It's cheaper than a modded Xbox." "Well, how much will you give me for it?" "Over 9000 N-Cash." $_$ "I'll take it! My precious Wii... my over 9000 N-Cash!!!!!!!!!?!" *Story switches to some narrator person.* "Wow. PS3 Addicts are dumb." *Story switches back.* "Okay, here ya go!" PS3AW said. "Wait... don't you need this money?" "Naw. If I own a PS3, I must be rich enough to spare over 9000 N-Cash. Though N-Cash is inferior to Sonybucks." The door was slammed in PS3AW's face (ha!), when Candlewick dashed back upstairs with his Wii. "This is the BEST DAY EVER!" said SpongeBob. "Correct SpongeBob. It is." He plugged in his Wii. Except he forgot to put PS2AW's copy of Ninjabread Man in. *Ten seconds later* "Yay! There's so much to do on the Wii, that I'm addicted! I don't have to even play this poorly rated game to experience... gaming....... to it's fullest......................" Err, sorry. He fell asleep. Why? He stayed up all night watching Mystery Science Theater 3000. But when he woke up... "PS3AW is wrong! I'll show him! After I buy all the Wii games I want with my over 9000 N-Cash, I will start a club in the name of Pro-Nintendoism! The Nintendo Addicts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111" He fell back to sleep.