Epic Soda @ (Translation: Episode 2): Three members in one? Featuring: Pike/Darth/Dora the Explorer
Continued from epic soda !
Candlewick woke up a few hours later. "Hmm... did I say I wanted to make a Nintendo fan club before I fell asleep? I can't remember..." However, he decided that if it's a possibility that he thought of it, which he did because he thought is was a possibility that he thought of it and if it's a possibility that he thought of it then he is thinking about it right now so maybe it's not a bad idea... "Ugh. Too tired to make sense of all that." Uh, sorry. "Well, what do you think, my Wii console friend?" He picked up his Wii remote and went to the Mii channel. Hmm... in all the excitement, he forgot to make a Mii. Hmm. I guess it's no use unless he has something like Wii Sports... Hey! PS3AW didn't give him Wii Sports! That cheapskate... he wanted Candlewick to play Ninjabread Man so he'd stop liking Nintendo! "Ah! This, so blatantly, is an act of war! Now I really must start an Nintendo fan club called the Nintendo Addicts... and fight back!" Well, first things first. He walked into the Lost Woods (a little north of his property line) and yelled out this: "Nintendo fans! Come and unite in never-ending pro-Nintendoism! Join Nintendo Addict!" Ten and a half seconds later. "Hey'ya man! So I heard you liked Mudkips." Some Random Guy with blue hair said. "Who doesn't? But I RLY like Nintendo." "O RLY?" "Yes RLY." "And you made an Nintendo fan club?" "Yes." "Alright, I'm in!!!" "Okay. What's your name?" "Darth," said Darth. "Okay. Well, follow me..." "Oh, and I'm also called Pike!" Darth said as he turned into a blue swordfish. "Uh... you look more like a swordfish." "Then I'm Dora the Explorer!" Pike said as he turned into Dora the Explorer. With blue hair. "Okay... so blue is your favorite color, then?" "Yep." "You know that in EarthBound, blue is the color of evil." "O RLY? Then I guess I'm evil. But do I sure like me sum Nintendo!" "Then let's a go!" "Or do you mean vaminos?" "No, I mean let's a go." "Okay. Just trying to teach the kiddies some Spanish here." "Uh huh. Well, let's vaminos!" So, after an endless amount of crazy dialogue, they reach Candlewick's house. By that time, Dora became Pike, Pike became Darth, Darth became Pike, Pike became Dora, and Dora became Darth. Three members in one? That is loco.
Epic soda # (Translation: Episode 3): I like me some RP! Featuring: Nasalwhisker!
Ah, yes. Candlewick's new buddies (or should I say amigos?), Pike/Darth/Dora, were playing the Wii. Darth popped in Radiant Dawn, when he had an idea. "Hey, Candle!" "What?" "Me, Pike, and Dora was thinking that it's time to get a member. Like, idk, an RPer. Just my WoW." "World of Warcraft?" "NO! Word of WISDOM!" he said as he changed into Dora. "Palabra de la sabiduría!" "Uh, okay. no need to get excited..." "w/e" "Well, if you REALLY want me to, I was planning to go to the Lost Woods again and scream for more members." "RLY? Can we come?!" "Yes, all of you." "Muchos gracias, señor!" "Do you mind turning back into Darth?" "No, I don't mind." He complied. "Okay, then! Lets a go!" "Vaminos!" "But you're not..." "I guess Dora rubs off on Darth, huh?" Candlewick slapped himself. "Well, let's vaminos, then!" *** The Lost Woods. A "Beware of Wolfos" sign was nailed to a tree next to were Candlewick and PDD was standing. "Candle, this place gives me the creeps." "Well, this is where me met." "Really? I was Darth back then. Right now I'm Pike..." "Then change back to Darth!" "I'm too scared!" "Fine then. Let me take care of this." "Okay..." Candlewick took out a megaphone and screamed... "LOOKING FOR NINTENDO FANS TO JOIN FAN CLUB!" Pike slapped the megaphone out of Candlewick's hands and turned into Darth. "ESPECIALLY SOMEONE WHO CAN RP!" Darth said. "Well, at least it got him to turn back to Darth." Within ten seconds, a random girl with whiskers growing out of her nose appeared. "I like me sum RP!" she said. "Okay... so what's your name?" Candlewick asked. "Nasalwhisker's me name, Zelda and RPing is me game!" "I heard you like Mudkips." Darth said. "Who doesn't? They make great campfires." she replied. "So, you wanna go now?" Asked Candle. "Absolutely! Time to make RP magic happen." "Let's a go!" Darth said. "That's my line..." Candlewick said. "But I'm not Dora right now!" "Dora rubbed off on Darth, right?" "That was only a guess, remember!" Candlewick slapped himself. "Well, on the note of the complexities of Multiple Personality Disorder, vaminos!" "That's my line!" Dora said. "w/e" Candlewick replied.