Epic soda $ (Translation: Episode 4): What's the big deal with Mudkipz? Featuring: Blue Birdbrain, Tan Shins
"What? PDD isn't interested in RPing with you?" Candlewick said, surprised. "He... they meant RPing as playing RPGs. Like Fire Emblem. Not the type of role-playing I want." Nasalwhisker replied. "Then I guess I'll have to get you someone who does, huh?" "Well, if it's okay, I'd ask you too." "It's okay. I'll head over to the Lost Woods. In fact, I already was going to go there to see if I can find somebody who will remodel this place." "Really? I think this place looks good enough." "It doesn't quite look 'Nintendo' to me, though." "There's Wii-themed blue and gray paint on the exterior, and the rooms here are painted in honor of certain Nintendo characters. How can it be..." Candlewick was already gone. Now she really is alone. "...oh fine. I'll just go play Zelda then." *** "LOOKING FOR NINTENDO ADDICTS AND SOMEONE TO REMODEL FAN CLUB!" This time it took twenty seconds. "Hey, I'm Blue Birdbrain!" A five foot tall blue bird said to Candlewick. "Hi, I'm Candlewick. Do you..." "...like Mudkipz? Yes. Yes I do." "I was going to say..." "Hey, you said you were looking for someone to remodel your clubhouse, right? And that you're looking for Nintendo Addicts?" Some tall guy with tan shins piped in. "Well, yes. And I guess I just got two of them. What's your name?" "Tan Shins. Designer, Nintendo Addict, and Mudkip liker." "Neat-o! Do you RP? I like Nintendo... well any videogame... and I like me sum RP!" Blue Birdbrain said. "I usetocould. It's been a while." "Well, it's nice to have you, Tan Shins and Blue Birdbrain. I hope you enjoy Nintendo Addict." "Well, are ya gonna take us there or not?" asked Tan Shins. "I was just going to say... let's a go!" "Okie dokie!" proclaimed Blue Birdbrain. *** "Look! It's a big azure swallow!" Dora said. "That's Blue Birdbrain to you, seniorita!" "O RLY?" said Pike. "Hmm... this place has some good Nintendo flair. However, it lacks something imprtant for a fanclub." Mused Tan Shins. "What?" Candlewick asked. "Something more eyepopping than the crude wooden sign you have in the front yard that says 'NintendoAddix'." "Hey, it's a big blue bird! My RP dreams are now complete..." said Nasalwhisker. "Well, Tan Shins, let's continue this discussion in another room. There's too many conversations going on at once, here." "Adiós, then, Candle and Tan Shins!" Dora said in order to end off this epic soda while trying to teach the kiddos Español.
Stay tuned for more all the spoof (NOT spoo) you can eat... now with more ranch dressing.
You've been waiting for more spoof to eat, huh? Well, take all the spoof you can eat! With.... Epic soda % (Translation: Episode 5. Though you probably don't need a translation by now.): The Day of the Fox Featuring: Fox the Fox!
It was a time of epicness at Nintendo Addict. However, it only lasted over 9000 seconds. "Candle, me and Blue Birdbrain have reached some kind of problem..." said Nasalwhisker. "What is it?" Asked Candlewick. "We need someone else to Zelda RP! Two is not much better than one, you know?" "I guess. If you want, I'll go into the Lost Woods again to see if I can find another Nintendo addict who likes himself sum RP." "O RLY? Tyvm Candle!" "Yw." The Lost Woods *Saria's Song starts playing* Candle pulled out his megaphone when... "LOOKING FOR NINTENDO RP!!!!!!!1111111!!!" Well, that answered all his problems. So he walked a few paces toward where he thought he heard the RPer when... "Ha! I caught you Ev..." said a fox standing upright on his hind legs. "What? Get me out of here!" Candlewick demanded. "Oh, okay. I though you were that evil u... I mean I thought you were someone else." The fox freed Candle. "Well, that's fine... I guess. Did you say that you..." "...like Mudkipz? Yes. I'm even working on a spoof of Mudkipz called Dirtlipz!" "Uh, not what I meant. Are you the one..." "...who screams out 'OVER 9000!' Every time I feel like it? Yes." "No! Are you..." "...the one who likes to interrupt you? Yes... for a couple more seconds... okay, now it's getting old." "Okay. Well, were you the one who was looking for an RP about Ni..." "SHH! Don't let the person I was trying to catch hear you talk about the Big N..." "Fine! Just come with me to our club, then."
Might add more to this short epic soda. Just wait and see.
Note that I stopped calling Tanshin "Tan Shins". That is because I was 2 Lay-Z Boy.
Time for all the EVIL spoof you can eat!
Epic soda ^ (Translation ((like you need one now)): Episode 6): "How is that even evil?!"
Candlewick and the fox got back to the house. "Do you liek sum RP? Foxie? Or what is your name..." Nasalwhisker asked. "I do liek me sum RP. And Mudkips. And you can call me Fox." "You mean, like, Fox McCloud?" Asked Darth. "No. More like FireFox." "FireFox pwns IE, ya know?" Blue Birdbrain asked/said/whatever. "Yep. Only us really smart people know that. What's your name?" "Blue Birdbrain." "Ah... epic win. But I've got to speak with Candlewick about something." "All right then, let's go to my room. Can Tanshin come with us?" Asked Candlewick. "Why?" "Because he needs me." Tanshin piped in. "Okay...... sure." Candlewick's Room of increasing importance "What did you want to talk about?" Asked Candle. "The being I was trying to catch." "You mean Evil Charlie?" Tanshin asked. "Wha??!! how did you know?!" "Yes, Tanshin, how do you know?" Mused Candlewick. "Well, he's the one made my shins permanently tan for being an Nintendo fan. And because 'tan' and 'fan' rhymes" "Hmm. He's the one who turned my friend to an evil color inverted form of himself, and he turned me into a fox. I was planning my revenge, you know." "Interesting. Do you think he can find us here?" Candlewick asked. "He's an evil unicorn. If he can mix unicorn and evil, then he can do anything." Fox explained. "How is that even evil?! Or possible." Candle exclaimed. "In my universe, all things are possible if you listen to motivational tapes and pwn Nintendo addicts!" Exclaimed you-might-possibly-if-you-were-paying-attention-know-who.