Fear the power of the strangeness of a really strange time-space malfunction which causes insanities in the SPOOFY dimension which delayed this severely messed up tale that will totally lulz ur lulz to pwn.
Best part, it's coming soon.
In a desperate attempt to combat Evil Charlie, lives will be supposedly lost, and a strange time/space/dimensional error would slightly change what I had in store for this spoof. What are the deep dark secrets of the basement? Where did Evil Charlie come from? Is a paradox a paradox if it contradicts itself in a non-contradictory fashion? Will you ever get to Falcon Punch the very confusing narrator? What IS a hotdog? Am I making this up as I'm going along?
You'll see the Whole Truth And Nothing Else But The Truth in the upcoming OSNA: T3h Non-Motion Post Divided Into Several Parts!
*inserts OSNA Movie Blu-Ray disc into PS3* THIS MOVIE IS TOO NINTENDOEY TO FUNCTION IN THIS INFERIOR GAMING CONSOLE. "What man and a half is what?" F0X said for the sake of being quotable. A MAN AND A HALF IS ONLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. "What are you? A shrink?" IF YOU WANT ME TO BE. "Screw Attack this. I'll try the HD-DVD version." YOU ONLY HATE ME 'CAUSE I'M BLACK. *turns off PS3*
Anyway, this means that the Movie is delayed until I dig up a HD-DVD copy. In other words, really soon!
"Hmm. Screen Selection..." Fox the talking fox said. "Oh, hi folks! I'm Fox the Fox saying that a crazy rip in existences which will hopefully be explained in this movie allows me to watch this movie and post the script. So, yeah, be ready for insanitymeganess!"
Seen ! (translate it yourself!): Long Disclaimer
Fox the Fox does not own the rights to Fox the Fox, Evil Charlie, and pretty much everything in this movie. Please feel free to skip the rest of this disclaimer since it's all about dimensional physics and the fact that the Blu-Ray version of this movie is not accepted in non-modded PS3s. And the fact that there is no actual movie in the existence of forumers reading this disclaimer. *fastforward* Warning: Thou shalt not try anything done in this spoof movie at home.
A Nintendo Addict Production Directed by F0X Producers - F0X, Tanshin Executive Producer - Chadwick Cast of characters - Endless Power level - Well over 9000. Am I done? - You should be.
The Addict's Guide to the Nintendoverse has much to say about Nintendo fanboys. None of that is relevant. However, you might want to read this: On rare occasions, Nintendo fanboys would prove fanboyism by writing or posting something from an unofficial or nonexistant guide to Nintendo fanboyism. Is that not proof enough to qualify me as an unbiased narrator for this Nintendo related movie? I think so. With that out of the way, I'll show a more important passage from the Addict's Guide. Evil Charlie was supposedly created by a time paradox that hasn't happened yet. Upon discovering his origin, he attempted to hunt down Nintendo fans, one of which made the time paradox happen. He still is had attempted now to continue the end of his hunt. My head hurts. I understand why. Let us go to live footage of Evil Charlie's misadventure. Candlewick's room of obvious importance or else I wouldn't be talking about its obvious importance. "Now that I've made my entry speech, I shall go around pwning all you Nintendo addicts until it's impossible for my creation to happen!" "Wait!" said Fox. "If you're going to succeed in preventing your creation, then how do you still exist?" "Uhh... paradox-related plot device." "Good enough." Tan Shins said. "Well, thanks for pointing out that plot device." "Your welcome." Candlewick said. "Except that now I have no reason to live! I must go on another quest to find my place in this world..." "Might I suggest looking in the basement?" Candlewick asked. "Why?" "Not sure. I haven't been there in a while. There's no telling what you could find!"
To be continued in Seen #: The basement of impossibility
Evil Charlie made his way towards the basement. "Is it just me, or is everything about to happen for the rest of this movie going to be impossible?" said Fox. "What do you mean?" Tanshin said. "I know what he means." Candlewick said. "It's impossible to understand what I just said, though!" cried Fox. "Exactly your point!" pointed out Candle. Tanshin scratched his head. "I hate fourth wall breaking." Then a shrill, girly scream rang out. "Was that Evill Char... oh no. What was in my basement?" Then the fourth wall broke. THE PAN DIMENSIONAL SPACE TIME CONTINUUM IS TEMPORARILY SHUTTING DOWN. PLEASE TELL MICROSOFT ABOUT THIS PROBLEM BY SENDING AN ERROR REPORT. "Stupid Microsoft Universe Creator 8." said the guy who runs the spoof world. REBOOTING... Please note that it takes time to reboot an entire pan dimensional system. Oh, wait. Time is rebooting, so right now there is no time, so there is no now, so this can go as quickly as you want. *ping* "No! How! Why!?" "What happened Evil Charlie?" asked Candle. "Phazon... got Falcon Punched by a fourth wall break... my death is causing my own creation..." His body formed into a black unicorn, and he leapt through a dimensional hole taking him into a dimension in which he will/had been raised by Nintendo haters.
Please feel free to blither and whine about impossibility.
Next: Seen $ - "It's about time you guys came into existence!"
Seen $: "It's about time you guys came into existence!"
"Candle, Tan Shins, Fox!" screamed Blue Bridbrain. "What is it?" Asked Candle. "Darth/Pike/Dora and Nasalwhisker vanished into thin air!" Then she vanished into thin air. "Vaminos." said Tan Shins. "Well... that ruins all we worked for." stated Fox. "What do you mean? You've only been here for half an hour!" yelled Tan Shins. "Oh." "Wait! Look in the backyard!" exclaimed Candlewick. What they saw was a massive amount of Nintendo Addict's of all forms and probabilities. "Hello, Tan Shins. You created me, remember?" said an elven-looking figure. "And me, too." said a talking 'Spice' (orange) GameCube. "What? That never happend..." mused Tan Shins. "Oh, fiddlesticks. We must have landed in the wrong time period, Cube!" said the elf. "Oh. I suppose riding alongside of a time paradox to escape a war that took place in my own mind wasn't a good idea." replied Cube. "Hey, guis! I'm THE ALMIGHTY WHEAT THINS!" "I'm coffee2lumps!" "I'm Chow!" "I'm a clone of Lucario! Oh, wait. I'm Reverend Burns." "I'm..." And so on and so on. BBQ Kid, Ninjabread Tiamat, and countless other Nintendo Addicts littered the backyard. "You know what?" said Fox. "What?" asked Candle. "We need more than one clubhouse." Candle looked next door to find that PS3Addictwick is moving away. Pwnage.
PS3addictwick related to his neighbor why he was moving away. "I can't afford to live next to a Nintendo club. It ruins my reputation when my friends come over and hear the annoying Brawl theme being blasted next door." "I thought you were rich enough to afford anything." "Oh, well, that's because I wear flip-flops." "Lol at that random hardly understandable joke. Hey, what's that sound?" Beep boop beep boop beep! The melody reminded Ness of a baby being born. "I gotta get out of here?! This place is becoming more Nintendo-y, and 8-bit, by the second. Take my house." PS3AW left the scene in an expensive looking vehicle straight from one of the the few PS3-exclusive games. "Off to LittleBigPlanet! Home of the Nintendo H8rs Club!" The tree that Candle was leaning on suddenly turned 8-bit. Then the original Kraid's Lair theme from Metroid started to play in it's creepy 8-bit glory. Then a time paradox that existed now but was eliminated a seen ago reversed all 8-bit happenings, except the one that drove PS3AW crazy. Then someone shouted out... "OH MY MOO!" A black GameCube wavedashed SSBM style next to Candle. "Hey, Cube." said Candle. "I think my name is Cubicle Master Chief, because right now a Master Chief helmet is appearing on top of me. Impossible." "So Fox's prediction was true. All that had will happen yet is normally impossible, making the impossible normal." "MOOuch! My hardware aches thinking about it. I wish I had a Samus helmet instead..." "Why do you go moo all the time?" "Because it's impossible to do." "Now my brain MOOuches!" *later* "So I'm supposed to create you because you came from the future and told me to, which brings about your existance... so how were you created in the first place?" Tan Shins asked the elf. "Time paradox. Apparently I was the 23rd and a half to come into this existence thank's to you, and the only one to survive. I'm not sure about my ethnicity... but I think I'm a Terminan." "Majora's Mask Termina?" "Yes." "So that makes you Terminan23_1/2?" "Thats what you had will name/named me." "Uh-huh."